You take a deep breath, bracing yourself before opening the door, pained but polite smile in place.
>No one
Well. That’s more than a little spooky.
>Look down
Oh? What’s this?
>Examine thing
It looks like a basket of… cabbage???
>Shut door
Cabbage Baby
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Fleet Sparrow 
Cabbage. Well that was Unexpected!
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I wonder if the cabbage ages backwards!! Creative take of the ultimate question! TiV
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Well, I didn’t see that one coming!
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At least it wasn’t zucchini.
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I once found a crate full of pickles on the side of the road. There were like 12 jars of pickles, all intact just sitting there on the side of the country road. So, cabbage at the door isn’t THAT surprising 😉 This was cute. Very original.
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That’s nifty! It was a whole pickle party! XD
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It was WEIRD. Nearly 20 years later I’m still wondering who the hell abandoned those pickles, and why? Might make for a great story, actually!
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People. Always leaving cabbage babies on doorsteps, sheesh. 😉 Kudos for an original take!
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I know. What’re we gonna do with all of these ding-dong ditch cabbage carriers! XD
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We should probably get firemen involved. 🙂
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I agree with Tina. Very original!
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That is just weird. Cabbage?
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Cabbage, for a glorious feast!
Or, y’know, transmogrification into a fae child. One of those….
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Lol. I like cabbage, and I like this!
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Thanks!
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