First we’ll start off with Batman because I always start with Batman.
- A boobs-and-butt pose ’66 Catwoman Statue, Not Mint!
- Or maybe this The Dark Knight Police Car Deformed Vehicle, Not Mint, which thankfully does NOT come with the monstrosity that is Ledger!Joker!
- And this EE Exclusive Batman 75th Yellow Batman Pop, Not Mint, is still waiting for a home!
For some regular priced Bat-stuff, try
- BvS Batman in his pajamas!
- Or maybe a Harley satin bathrobe for you and your Ivy~
- Maybe you just wanna throw some BvS shit on your wall.
- HOLY BALLS LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY, ARMORED BATMAN DORBZ LOOKS LIKE HE’S 3 AND IN HIS SUIT SOMEONE BUY HIM FOR ME!
- How about a terrifying Batman USB? 16 gigs!
- Arkham Knight Batman Pop!, the angriest, constipatedest Batman.
- BvS Batman, with Action Torso!
- AND ROBIN!
gdfi, Fleet, I’m sick of all this Batman shit. Don’t you have anything else?
All these guaranteed Not Mint! Not guaranteed: How long they’ll stay available.
- Sarcastic Ball, Not Mint! For when you want a more annoying Magic 8 Ball.
- How ’bout these apples? Kamen Rider Gaim Orange Arms SH Figuarts Figure, Not Mint!
- Megaman Zero Tamashii Buddies Mini Statue, Not Mint!
- Maybe a kickass Katana Statue, Not Mint!
- KORRA! KORRA! KORRA!
- Use the Forbidden Planet Robby Tin Tote Lunch Box, to carry all your vaguely sexist old-school sci-fi plots (synth soundtrack not included)!
- Really? People still like Seinfeld? In 2016?? OK. Mr. Peterman Vinyl Idolz Figure, Not Mint.
- TINY ALICE! Alice in Wonderland Alice Dorbz Vinyl Figure, Not Mint!
- OH NO IT’S MEEKO SOMEONE BUY HIM FOR ME, TOO!
- Power Girl Pop! Vinyl Figure, Not Mint!
- PEOPLE STILL LIKE Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?? IN 2016???? OK, then. Cameron Frye Pop! Figure, Not Mint.
- Monopoly Electronic Banking Game, Not Mint. Be the capitalist you were meant to be!
- “SW E7 LEAD VILLAIN 1, Not Mint!” I want it to be known that is exactly how this was listed. Beautiful.
- Not Mint Finn, still available, llllllllladies!
- Star Wars The Force Awakens Vehicle Assault Walker, Not Mint! Still available!
- REALLY?? PEOPLE STILL LIKE Heroes–OK, I’m good. Peter Petrelli Action Figure, Not Mint!
- Heroes Claire Bennet Action Figure, Not Mint! Insert save the cheerleader joke here, I guess?
- Heroes Mohinder Suresh Action Figure, Not Mint! I’ve got no beef with this guy.
- Heroes Sylar Action Figure, Not Mint! Have some beef with him!
- CACW Iron Man Nesting Dolls, Not Mint! OK, but y’all just want T’Challa, I don’t blame you.
- These are cute. Disney Princesses Posters 16 oz. Pint Glass 4-Pack, Not Mint!
- Disney Villains 16 oz. Pint Glass 4-Pack, Not Mint! UMM!! SOMEBODY BUY ME !!!
- Some classic TMNT 10 oz. Glass Tumbler 4-Pack, Not Mint!
- And, uh, whatever this Hot Topic-looking thing is, I guess.
Don’t forget my other sales, and my personal Yale Sale. Commission me!