Author Archives: Fleet Sparrow

Unknown's avatar

About Fleet Sparrow

Writer, Reader, Critic, Bear.

Fleet Reviews: The Kraken Sea

I read this book about a month ago, but with multiple debilitating illnesses, I’ve been unable to actually review it until now.  This will probably end up a fairly short review since I actually don’t have too much to say about … Continue reading

Posted in Fleet Reviews | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Harry Potter and the Cursed Colonial

Originally posted on Righting Red:
It’s a great time to be a fan of J.K. Rowling’s wizard-based adventures (we’ll forget about Casual Vacancy – I haven’t gotten into the Robert Galbraith novels and won’t anytime soon): We’ve got not only…

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Q & A Time with Fleet Sparrow

It has come to my attention that I give fantastic advice.  This is not news to me but perhaps it is for you. Therefore, I am beginning a hopefully weekly series answering all your burning questions about life, the universe, and … Continue reading

Posted in Fleet Advice | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

On “Typecasting” and Opportunities in the Comics Industry

Originally posted on Stitch's Media Mix:
Consider this a follow up to yesterday’s post about the fear and annoyance with Brian Michael Bendis writing Riri Williams when he has a clear track record of mishandling black characters. Shortly after writing…

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

The Reality of Bendis Writing Blackness

Originally posted on Stitch's Media Mix:
In theory, I know I should be happy that we’re getting more diversity in the form of Riri Williams,  a young black woman/girl taking over the role of Iron Man from Tony Stark.…

Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments

The Grizzledest, Grittiest, Growliest Batman

Y’all know you’ve been waiting for The Dark Knight Returns Funko Pops, right??? I said  R I G H T??? Well now they’re here!! That’s right, now you can have your very own Frank Miller Batman growling and grunting at you all … Continue reading

Posted in Fleet Sells Stuff | Tagged , | Leave a comment

“Am I Acting How Christ Would?”: A Response to “A Christian’s Response to the Orlando Shootings”

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

SO MANY NOT MINT POPS, HOLY–

We’ve got a lot of Pops, son, and oh boy, are they sellin’! A lot of these are just one left, and going out of stock AS I TYPE, so GET ON IT! DC, Marvel, Star Wars, Football, TV Shows, … Continue reading

Posted in Fleet Sells Stuff | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Giveaway!

Yes, for once I’m giving away something for YOU, yes YOU, my friends! Hurry, hurry!  Step right up!  Everybody wins a prize!  Multiple winners! It’s a hearty thanks for y’all being so cool.  <3333 CLICK HERE, FRICKER!!

Posted in Giveaway | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Products Never Stop Coming!!

First we’ll start off with Batman because I always start with Batman. A boobs-and-butt pose ’66 Catwoman Statue, Not Mint! Or maybe this The Dark Knight Police Car Deformed Vehicle, Not Mint, which thankfully does NOT come with the monstrosity … Continue reading

Posted in Fleet Sells Stuff | Tagged , | Leave a comment

STAR WARS NOT MINT STAR WARS HOLY SHIT

DO YOU WANT A FINN?  AND MAYBE SAVE A FIN??  IT’S RIGHT HERE, FRICKER!    VEHICLES!!         BONUS DC HERO CARS!

Posted in Fleet Sells Stuff | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Oh Dang, More Neat Stuff!

Quick post to let y’all know some cool things that are Not Mint right now (which means sale for you, aww yeah!) Do you want this creepy smiling Fisher-Price phone??  Of course you do! How about a portable mini xylophone? … Continue reading

Posted in Fleet Sells Stuff | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Entertainment Earth Memorial Day Sale

It’s Time For Memorial Day Sale! Hey there, gals and pals, freaks and geeks, it’s time for the Entertainment Earth Memorial Day Sale.  It’s buy one, get one 60% off (a 30% discount in total, but WHO’S COUNTING???). To start … Continue reading

Posted in Fleet Sells Stuff | Tagged , | Leave a comment

YALE SALE

Hello friends!! I’m cleaning out my room, and my millions* of stuffed animals and goodies need homes!  (and I need money) Some of these have set prices, some can be done in grab bags, and some y’all can just throw … Continue reading

Posted in Fleet Sells Stuff | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Commissions!

FIRST: Commission Info Writing: Commission types include: Fanfiction Prices for fanfics:  $1 every 100 words, starting at $5.  (So, 100-500 word prompts would all be $5). Level 1: 100-1000 words (characters/pairing, one sentence prompt) Level 2: 1,000-2,000 words (characters/pairing, small … Continue reading

Posted in Commission Examples, Fleet Sells Stuff | Tagged , , | 2 Comments